Judy: Here you are Mr Punch it’s your turn to look after the baby. [Baby cries]
Stop the baby crying and make sure it gets some sleep. [Exit Judy]

Punch: What a pretty baby! What a pretty baby! [Dances about with the baby and holds to out to show the audience.] Looks just like his daddy.
Dancy dancy dancy. [Bangs the baby up and down on the play board which makes the baby start crying.] What? What a noisy baby! [Puts the baby down and goes to the other side of the stage.] Quiet! You naughty, noisy baby!
[He picks up the baby and bangs it on the play board again. Baby cries.] Stop it! Stop that crying! [To the audience] Who woke up the baby?

[Punch tosses the baby into the air. It does a few somersaults and falls out of the booth.]

Punch: That’s the way to do it! [To the bottler who has caught the baby.] It’s your turn to look after the baby. Roottitoottitooit!