[Meanwhile the Constable appears behind him. Punch spins around and accidentally knocks him.]

Constable: Hello, hello, hello. What have we here then?

Punch: Nothing [turns and knocks the constable again]

Constable: [Getting up] Feels like something to me. I say, are you Mr Punch?

Punch: No but you miss the stick [Knocks him down again]

Constable: [To the audience] Everybody, can you tell me if this is ‘ere is Mr Punch? [They reply that it is] Well there you have it. Mr Punch it is. It’s no use lying to me.

Punch: No use lying on the ground [knocks him down.]

Constable: [Getting up] Mr Punch, you can’t do that to me.

Punch: Yes I can [Knocks him down]

Constable: [Getting up] Mr Punch, I am a constable of the law.

Punch: What a donkey stable door ? [Knocks him down]

Constable: [Getting up] Look 'ere Mr Punch I am going to have to lock you up.

Punch: And I am going to have to knock you down [Knocks him down].

Constable: [Getting up] Mr Punch, I am not going to take this any more.

Punch: You’re not going to be here any more. [Hits the Constable into the air and he falls down below.]
That’s the way to do it. Rootitootitooit!