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Postby Chris » 26 Nov 2011, 23:21

When you are as long in the tooth as I am you tend to think you've heard it all - but never with kids, they can always surprise.
Today is a case in point. During a magic cooking sequence I mistakenly cover a kids head with a magic cloth, then whip it off and am relieved that their head hasn't disappeared. I apologise and explain that it can be awkward if your head disappears - especially at breakfast time. "Think about it - if your head disappears at breakfast time, where do you put the cornflakes in?"
A not infrequent clever answer is "in the bowl", which always gives me a chuckle.
Today I had a new one. "Think about it - if your head disappears at breakfast time, where do you put the cornflakes in?" - short pause then plaintive voice: "We never have cornflakes."
It's good to squawk!
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