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Postby Chris » 12 May 2008, 16:38

<br><br> <center>I was amused at Prof. John Alexander's latest bit of whimsy.....<br>
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Postby Professor Eek » 12 May 2008, 17:24

Wonderful!
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incredibly bad magic and dreadful balloon modelling thrown in for free
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Postby lesclarke » 12 May 2008, 17:43

A while back I prepared a two-sided sign, but haven't used it yet, though I do use the 'sausages' line one on my show times poster.

"No sausages will be hurt during the performances."

The second is lifted from a the US 'Cops', reality series...

"Due to the graphic nature of the program, viewer discretion is advised."

I reckon that "Guaranteed non-PC" may be a selling point.
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Postby CvdC » 12 May 2008, 18:17

It does need another box that states "This notice does contain a grammatical error".
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Postby Chris » 12 May 2008, 18:49

Surely, if you are going to spoil the joke by being picky, it is a typo rather than bad grammar.
But as it was submitted as a graphic rather than as text I thought I'd leave it as it was. You can correct it when you pinch John's idea.
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Postby CvdC » 13 May 2008, 12:41

Spoil the joke by being picky? Ye gad there's the pot calling the kettle black. I was just joking, of course I know it was just a typo.
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